I need a script that will search all objects in a database for text or a combination of keywords

Oh, and I need a way to present it to my boss in an easy-to-use-excel-format.

Well, this code will search all your databases for the text combinations you provide and return the views that contain the keywords. You can easily modify this to include stored procedures or functions and you can extend the search combinations and what it says as a response to certain keywords being found.